By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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taraaa_fml 4

so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.

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kasumirock 13

Good job increasing the teen mom statistics. I'd say you were the biggest failure :)

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mandyville 8

Best family ever! Lol

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caligirl1623 5

College you dipshit. Not collage. Collage is an arts and crafts.

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jaff23 11

#261 I don't think you got the joke. Read it again.

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KeiIshiyama 10

**** your dad for thinking being gay is a problem. You're the bigger failure.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for not using birth control and increasing the teen mom statistics. Our tax dollars at work...

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LadyGore 12

Maybe you should have kept your lags closed or put a condom between them. Children these days, blame everyone else for the stupidly. Such a shame.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Why is being gay an issue? And unless you're a very unstable person, that the child would be absolutely hopeless living with, you had sex (I'm assuming this wasn't a rape case. If so, your parents will understand, right?) so you suffer the consequences of being pregnant. So you need to keep the baby, don't get an abortion and don't put it up for adoption. It's your fault.

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