Miscellaneous: Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt...

By simonjudy - 14/05/2011 20:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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By onlychild - 12/04/2014 06:22 - United States

Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By leah12 - 18/03/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I'm Leah. She'd put the letters into the wrong envelopes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

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Not anyone's favorite

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Uggo

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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gemzroxya 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:31

Dear Aunt, Happy Birthday, Your getting old but we still love you. From OP. xox

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:28

I'm sure they mean it in the best intent.

Comments

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:34

That is actually good for you. They never indicated what would happen if your sister didn't do well.

perdix 29

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:37

Did the card actually say that, or did the person who read it to you SAY that's what it said? Your aunt is trying to be a positive as possible with the glaring fact that you are a dunce.

Suchagoonnn 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 8:16

plexico?

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:42

well op, isn't it kind of nice to know that no matter what, they will still love you? I'm mean, even though they have little hope that you'll do well, it's still nice to know they'll be there for you! right? well, good luck to ya anyways.

CoolAidIsMyName 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:25

Mell18 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:50

Do better than your sister and prove them wrong! ....Even if that requires cheating off a smart kid

HeavyMetalViking 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:27

I no so smart, trust me.

XxAngel77xX 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:50

... Maybe the store ran out of cards?

ltalianStallion 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:51

send them a f you card

BAMF519 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:54

haha she thinks ur a dumb ass shit Srry jst the truth

Alitsia88 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:50

OP this means your relatives have set the bar low for you. Which makes it easier to jump it... And when you do, take ItalianStallion's advice and put up a middle finger for the whole world to see