Miscellaneous: Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt...

By simonjudy - 14/05/2011 20:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said "We know you will do well". Mine said "We will love you no matter what happens". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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By onlychild - 12/04/2014 06:22 - United States

Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By leah12 - 18/03/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I'm Leah. She'd put the letters into the wrong envelopes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

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Not anyone's favorite

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Uggo

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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gemzroxya 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:31

Dear Aunt, Happy Birthday, Your getting old but we still love you. From OP. xox

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:28

I'm sure they mean it in the best intent.

Comments

agurlsaid 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 9:21

I see "from" not "for". I think you meant to say "on" English not "in".

ilyfrenchiee 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:23

woah grammer nazi alert!!

maciejush 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 10:56

You had to give 'em a reason to do so

Clouded_Rhino 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 11:23

Aunt GLaDOS just knows from experience that you're not very good at testing. Good luck, anyways. ^__^

geeksaresexy 18

Sunday 15 May 2011 19:00

lol I love you 85..

finalyearsofhate 22

Sunday 15 May 2011 13:03

who the hell sends 'do good on your exams' cards? stupid.

WalterKovacs 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:32

Look at it like that, your sis gets expectations and pressure, you get unconditional love. Why complain?

ilyfrenchiee 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:22

maybe its the truth ? or shes trying to tell you nicely to try harder in school

sillyhavelgirl 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:28

go without her!

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:04

It's the exact same way in my family. Everyone thinks I'm a retard doomed to fail. Even despite the fact I could be classified as a technical wiz, I still appear to be incapable of achieving academic success.

geeksaresexy 18

Sunday 15 May 2011 18:56

I had the same thing between me and my brother. He passed all his exams with high grades without even going to his classes. I worked my arse off just to pass mine. He dropped out of college at 17, I went to university. No one ever expected me to do that and no one gave me any help. My brother had the support of our entire family. I made the most of what I had. Even though my brother might be smarter than me I have done better for myself than he has!