Miscellaneous: Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles...

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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Projectile

By Mr.Incognito-san - 03/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sisters were fighting, again. Unfortunately, one of them has the tendency to pick up the closest object and throw it at the other one. Unfortunately, I was the closest object, again. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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Right in the snowglobes

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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Saphiraa 10

Friday 5 June 2015 0:44

"Ew that's nasty" seriously I bet that stunk bad

darkstarrising 18

Friday 5 June 2015 0:46

Ok. That is gross.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Friday 5 June 2015 0:50

For your sake i hope it was old

BeautifulChaos27 37

Friday 5 June 2015 1:09

How would that help?

lexielou07 18

Friday 5 June 2015 1:42

@15: if it was old, the blood would be dry and at least wouldn't get on her face. Still gross, but a little less gross IMO.

CoGhostRider 31

Friday 5 June 2015 0:54

Well at least now you know why she was so angry.

natesmummy 11

Friday 5 June 2015 0:56

I would scrub my face until it bled. Then I'd wonder if that was my blood, or hers.. Seriously, OP, your face will never be clean again.

akai4986 16

Friday 5 June 2015 0:56

I've been there and gave a yes for this

skepijohnson 11

Friday 5 June 2015 1:13

Blood was shed in this war.

Drnknmonkey08 12

Friday 5 June 2015 1:20

well, we know who won that fight.

timetoeatagain 6

Friday 5 June 2015 1:20

Wait bloody as in British lingo or literal ? Either way it's not the most fun.

mads_nicole 19

Friday 5 June 2015 1:26

No one deserves that... Sorry OP!

SadSouthernBell 18

Friday 5 June 2015 1:32

FYL, I think I actually threw up a little in my mouth.

91hayek 31

Friday 5 June 2015 1:48

Why is a garment soiled with BLOOD in a pile of other clothes? Disgusting.

SadSouthernBell 18

Friday 5 June 2015 1:53

Haha your pic goes perfect with your comment.

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