Health: Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out,...

By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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You deserved it 46 794

Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Humble

Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 82

By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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dreamering 16

Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

I think # 3 was behind the door.

Jorcar 8

Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

Way to be random.

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MollyDollLifee 1

Friday 27 May 2011 1:11

What an idiot..

a11dayidream 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:12

woww

Pinkanani 12

Friday 27 May 2011 1:12

Rofl!! That was you?!

FlexT 1

Friday 27 May 2011 1:15

Nope, it was the other guy that didn't do it.

chaimuffin_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:12

but it wasnt sparta.....

That0therguy 4

Friday 27 May 2011 1:48

... it's was just this fat stupid kid.

St3WI3 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:13

hahaha I wonder what your sister said when you fell

mcintosh123 15

Friday 27 May 2011 1:13

This isn't a fml at all.

chaimuffin_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:14

but it wasnt sparta.....

FriscoKidz 10

Friday 27 May 2011 1:17

how do you get Sparta from Wendy's??

Djzom13 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:27

Veeerryyy carefully

DeathMetalViking 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:17

46, Because dining in Wendy's is like dining in hell.

TummyYummy__ 16

Friday 27 May 2011 1:19

cool story.

Mystery_Machete 2

Friday 27 May 2011 1:19

Bang, Zoom, straight to the floor!

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Same thing different taste

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