Miscellaneous: Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow...

By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Aries_gurl - 23/10/2018 08:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML

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By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2021 05:00

Today, my house cleaner discovered I cross-dress as she was cleaning. She found the pretty nightgowns I wear to bed and other items. Now she wants extra money or she will make my cross dressing public. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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solecism 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:21

well if the dress fits..

mintcar 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:22

Wow, says a lot about you, huh?

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:34

So what, people going as zombies don't actually eat brains, and I bet people going as prostitutes don't really sell their bodies. This is your time to shine. Get in there and show her how to really suck everyone's dick. That will earn you sone respect.

supasxcprincess 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:34

YDI!! how can you seriously not know that you dress like a prostitute ? stupid and slutty.

hahaalolz 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:59

urmmm have you not seen ur picture? atleast she wears dresses.

heyjenn 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 14:55

77: look at what you're wearing.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 18 October 2010 5:21

14 is in a bathing suit. 77 is in a bra. Who's the one who looks like a prostitute?

hahaalolz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 8:48

FYI 109, it actually is not a bra, it is a bonds crop top, with a hoodie, get your shit right.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 18 October 2010 15:48

Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Because that's so much better. Hmmm... let's wear a "shirt" that barely covers my boobs, and doesn't cover my midriff, and show it off on FML. My point is, it's still slutty, so keep your trap shut.

free2speak 14

Monday 18 October 2010 16:32

77 is jealous. 14 is hot. she lives in Sydney so wearing a bikini is totally justified. 77 you're kinda pretty too. no need to be jealous.

hahaalolz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 17:26

bitch don't tell me to shut my trap, my jumper was half zipped up, so yeah I was kinda covering my midriff, and I'm pree sure u can't see my **** anyway. and omgsh I live in sydney too, twinns! lol jk.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:29

124 - Is she still attractive with a mouth like that? 125 - "Pree" isn't a word. Nonetheless, your "outfit" is still pretty skanky, especially if you're posting the picture and showing it off on FML - a world of unknowns. Might I suggest cleaning up that mouth of yours a bit? I swear too, but it's just stupid if you swear at least once a sentence. It doesn't make you look cool. Oh, and calling me a bitch is a compliment. So, thank you.