Kids: Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and... - FML

By Estee1024 - 24/01/2014 05:28 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML

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You deserved it 5 634

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By DanTheMan - 21/10/2014 02:29

Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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You deserved it 5 350

By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By nonbelieber - 26/11/2012 00:55 - United States - Keenesburg

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 14:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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You deserved it 284

By NonBelieber - 18/09/2013 04:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

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Classic stereotype?

By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 20:36 - United States - Montgomery Village

Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML

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You deserved it 5 402

By 464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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Strong bond

By you’re still a bad mom! - 14/02/2022 00:01

Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML

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Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

Friday 24 January 2014 15:59

"But it's not his fault! He accidentally took drugs and drank alcohol, then he was forced to race!" -Every other Justin Bieber fan right now.

galghs 10

Friday 24 January 2014 16:00

Give him back to Canada.

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lzmo 20

Friday 24 January 2014 22:23

Kill her.

mattyiscool123 26

Friday 24 January 2014 22:34

I faced a similar situation.

Makayla18_18 13

Friday 24 January 2014 22:46

You're sister is an idiot.

CMCommando 5

Friday 24 January 2014 22:50

How many times has Beiber been arrested now, anyway? Like 20? A slight exaggeration, but...

happyfingers 15

Friday 24 January 2014 23:23

Sorry OP but I think I hate your sister... >.>

Elfkid21 19

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:24

Pal, YOUR LIFE SUCKS!!!! But you know what?? That useless talentless pussy-ass-sorry-excuse -of-a-wannabe-"mammal"- BITCH D-E-S-E-R-V-E-R-E-D to get arrested!! AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!! $#¡+ that THING DESERVES to be thrown in jail JUST for breathing and selfishly (which he IS) wasting oxygen!!!!!!

buttcramp 21

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:36

Honestly he's stupid.. spitting on his fans when they're the only ones rooting for him? He loses more and more fans every day.

jaybone87 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:19

bigger things to cry about. grow up

Wizzlbang 10

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:28

Looking at twitter right now, a LOT of his fans think "DUI" means "Drinking under the influence", like, drinking while drunk, and they don't understand why he was arrested. It's ******* unbeliebable.

wellthen7154 12

Saturday 25 January 2014 3:06

Happy birthday to you You make me laugh too! You're full of "f--- my life"s But what's with all the fives? No seriously am I the only one with the 5ML thing going on instead of FML?

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