Kids: Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and... - FML

By Estee1024 - 24/01/2014 05:28 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML

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By DanTheMan - 21/10/2014 02:29

Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

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By my ears are dying - 22/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

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By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By nonbelieber - 26/11/2012 00:55 - United States - Keenesburg

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

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Show some empathy

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 14:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, and for the past 3 days, my sister has been whining and crying about her “breakup” with her “boyfriend”. It’s the most annoying thing ever and I haven’t been able to sleep. FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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By NonBelieber - 18/09/2013 04:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

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Classic stereotype?

By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 20:36 - United States - Montgomery Village

Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML

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By 464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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Strong bond

By you’re still a bad mom! - 14/02/2022 00:01

Today, my mom called, crying that my sister had dropped her kids off on my mom’s doorstep with no intention of coming back for them. I called and screamed at my sister, who then called my brother, who screamed at me for making my sister cry. All of this because her new boyfriend doesn’t like her kids. FML

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Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

Friday 24 January 2014 15:59

"But it's not his fault! He accidentally took drugs and drank alcohol, then he was forced to race!" -Every other Justin Bieber fan right now.

galghs 10

Friday 24 January 2014 16:00

Give him back to Canada.

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midnightm16 24

Saturday 25 January 2014 3:06

I was never a fan of Justin but I USED to respect him and his music. Now he's just a total dick and I can't stand the whiny kid.

Blueeyesxx 9

Saturday 25 January 2014 4:39

I knew he wouldn't stay the "good innocent guy" for long as he got older. I found this hilarious when I heard it on the news.. No offence Bieber fans, but I thought it was funny xD

Kateyez_26 13

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:02

Miley looks like Justin without makeup

jcrow_24 2

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:37

Neither can i ... of laughter XD

Simplybieber18 5

Saturday 25 January 2014 8:05

Justin Bieber is freaking amazing and talented. Screw the haters. He's amazing

britishbums 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 18:47

Omg yeah I know right like I just love the fact that he spits on his fans and threatens to kick people asses even though he'd probably get his ass kicked! Omg he's totes amazing xx

wopchop12 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 7:00

#177 I honestly don't even know what to say either than, I have lost faith in you young child, but it may be restored if you SHUT THE **** UP! If I were to do half of the stuff he did, would anyone feel sorry for me? No, they would be happy that a teenager got caught racing while high & drunk, and everyone would want me in jail, but since it's this disrespectful ass wipe, people feel sorry for him. If he killed someone because he was driving high, would you tell the family of the dead person not to be angry at him? Honestly girl, you need to check who you are following as a role model and change, or you won't get anywhere on life.

an3ph 20

Saturday 25 January 2014 8:10

You can make her feel better by giggling uncontrollably.

AliceLockehart 18

Saturday 25 January 2014 10:22

It's cause it's FML's 5th birthday :)

zandalee 19

Saturday 25 January 2014 10:37

Happy birthday FML!! This site is my absolute favourite! Well done! Xxxxxxx

Neopopulas 9

Saturday 25 January 2014 10:47

Imagine how she'll feel when she learns he's being deported.

GLaDOS8899 14

Saturday 25 January 2014 13:56

Miley Cyrus did nothing wrong, sure she twerked and all that shit, but did she do drugs and drag race? No, she didn't. In fact, she had growing talent while Justine Beaver was a douchebag and hated on. Miley seems terrible now, but she's following her own path while Justine is just being a complete asshole. (Oh and before you say 'You spelled Justin wrong!' Justine is a female name. :P)

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