By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

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Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
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wildsweetchild 19

He's just that horny.

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SadGirl18 16

Well, that's awkward. I hope you told your sister. That's just wrong.

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oj101 33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Werken247 14

You actually watch that shit? You need a hobby... and a life.

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PrincessPesa 20

Take the s out and his name is Diick. Scott Diick and the Kardassians. Or Kuntrashians. Take your pick. I wouldn't care if I didn't see the bitch around town all the damn time with a pack of paparazzi kissing Kim's fat ass, almost causing traffic accidents. Who cares indeed!

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Alexweber929 14

Or the kuntassians, implying that there vaginas and there ass holes have been stretched beyond the taint to become a single entity

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gracehi 31

"Hey, Sis, I really think you should invest in a cell phone of your own."

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KiddNYC1O 20

Ever heard of a landline?!

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gracehi 31

I assumed she was talking on a landline. If they share a landline, but the sister's boyfriend likes to engage in phone sex regardless of which sister answers the landline, then, as I said, it would be a good idea for OP's sister get a cell phone of her own. Where in my comment did I suggest that the sisters shared a cell phone? That would be: nowhere.

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gracehi 31

And, thanks, I made the meme myself. :)

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LeFrogDog 27

don't have sex on the phone because you will get hearing aids.

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RedPillSucks 31

Just a joke. Like "what's a gay guy on a roller skate..... Rollaids" Ow!..., ow!!! stop beating me. I'm not homophobic, I swear on my two dads!!!

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perdix 29

#23, the disease, no, that joke, yes.

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Catkam623 27

I have aides and I want to share them with you.

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melsweet 19

Hahaha best comment. I'm definitely going to use this line if I get a chance :D For OP: that is messed up and I hope you told him no and then talked to your sister!

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dan_in_wi 12

you should've recorded the conversation and played it back for her

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BlueFlatts 20

By the time I would have realized what was going on I would have hung up. I hope OP's sis would trust her over some boy.

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loserman67 35

Hey look, it's a guy thing. As wrong and awkward as it probably was, it's a guy thing. Once a guy gets a hard on going, they don't want to waste it for any reason. He probaly had a major woody going, was giving it the old slow-stroke and figured, "What the hell, it sounds like her, might as well finish this off." Sorry for the image I just burned into your brain.

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LarryLaDouche 13

As much as there is impulse, there is also self-control. No excuse for this behaviour.

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squideth 18

It's a guy thing? You know you're basically saying that men are brain dead animals with no self-control or ability to take responsibility for their actions? What if he had raped someone, would you have said, "oh it's a guy thing, once a man gets a boner they can't waste it"? I cannot grasp how many boys are totally okay with insulting their own gender's intelligence.

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laden_swallow09 34

Speak for yourself, loser- Oh, wait, that's already your name. Sounds like you've already caught on to your own stupidity.

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ihateeveeything 8

It's not a guy thing, it's called being an idiot. If you would do anything like that you honestly shouldn't even have a girlfriend in the first place.

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Werken247 14

So, how did it go when you explained to your sister that her boyfriend is a cum stain on the mattress of life?

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spikekutter 9

i guess he was already hard and wanted to finish

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BlueFlatts 20

Hard from what? Dialing her home phone number?

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