Intimacy: Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second...

By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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You deserved it 5 001

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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You deserved it 44 106

Stay away!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 03:08 - Singapore

Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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You deserved it 8 184

No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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You deserved it 30 927

Play along

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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You deserved it 8 094

By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 9 067

By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

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You deserved it 60 989

By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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You deserved it 13 644

By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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You deserved it 4 524

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 14 931

wildsweetchild 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 16:10

He's just that horny.

SadGirl18 16

Tuesday 29 January 2013 16:10

Well, that's awkward. I hope you told your sister. That's just wrong.

Comments

lovelyohhmee 8

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:48

So you hung up right?

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:34

I hope your sister dumps the indiscriminate boyfriend! I had to take a call for my sister from her fiancé: "Hello?" "Hi honey!!" "Oh, hi Zidane! This is Vivi, let me get you Dagger!" "Aw shi--!"

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:03

Inside joke?

cougar41 8

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:44

I hope you told ur sister what a dead shit she's got for a boyfriend

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 20:20

I really hoped you told your sister about this...

eaglerob 20

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:29

That's freaking priceless.

iamnikkinicole 3

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:49

He has secretly been fanicizing about you in the first place.

Shmatterhorn 38

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:39

And this is the reason why answering machines were invented. Sorry, OP, that you had yo suffer through that.

ulissey_fml 22

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:56

He definitely wants to be next of keen..

Derpenstien 4

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:31

What does that even mean?

AllieCat21 21

Thursday 31 January 2013 7:15

I believe there's a phrase, "next of kin" or something along those lines. They're insinuating that OP would be next in line if the sister & boyfriend break up.