By disappoint - 08/12/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Blacksxe 1

Tell him you would change the size of his penis.

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perdix 29

If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!

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AmyDeeAri 8

Wow the classic last name change... At least your bf was being honest and not trying to get lucky :)

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Jaydee_5 8

Be happy with what you have, regardless of what other people say. :)

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bellalafarga 0

That sucks, and kinda meann.

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hoonyer 17

Hey be happy your boyfriends honest and not just looking to get some

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Adovock 6

I don't understand what's wrong. She asked a question, and he was honest. He coulda easily said the same thing and gotten laid, but instead he decided to be honest. Respect points for the boy!

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kei1108 13

I think he's a little disrespectful. And that -- maybe I'm jumping the gun-- you should break up with him. He's obviously not serious about your relationship from this anecdote! But on the other hand, it's stupid to ask someone what they would change because they would just have to flatter you! If they were really honest with them, then you'd be insulted. So don't you think it's a pointless question?

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thejedi08 10

did he try to break your nose?

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dabassxslappa 0

Hey, at least he didn't say the size of your boobs.

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