By disappoint - 08/12/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Blacksxe 1

Tell him you would change the size of his penis.

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perdix 29

If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!

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mbrooks5110 0

Why do woman ask men questions they do not want honest answers to...

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Where in the FML does it say she asked?

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Llamacod 11

It's implied. He wouldn't just say it unless asked

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Yaaa...I got my face slapped afew times for answering honestly to a woman xD

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Mister_Triangle 21

Because they want dishonest answers

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rohanmo 9

80 - nice hair u hav there in ur picture ^^

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Michyxo 14

At least your boyfriend isn't pushing you to take his last name. I thought that was something women were able to decide for themselves now.

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Llamacod 11

I'm pretty sure women always had a choice in that, at least for the last 50 or so years. When you apply for a marriage license you get a free name change, so both man and woman could change names if wanted

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cBlackout 13

So your boyfriend is an aesthetician ? :)

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hateevryone 14

punch him in his nose.

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roadie42 21

I was just going to say that...change the shape of HIS nose instead =P

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slimjim8094 12

Today my girlfriend made fun of my nose, so I punched her in the face. I'm so ******* sick of this double standard. It's not ok to punch people because you don't like what they've said. Didn't you pick that up in kindergarten?

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jpoole 4

Sounds like you got a real dick on your hands. Tell him his penis looks like a squash.

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DynamicDave 11

If her nose is that bad, she might have a dick on her face! Haha, I kid.

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pokemai 6

I would have changed your sense of humor.. Dont you just think he was joking maybe ? Anyway, he's your boyfriend so he loves you anyway.. :)

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akayc32 0

19, yeah, because when you date someone you automatically love them?

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pokemai 6

Nah.. True shit .. :/ But I would assume that he find her attractive :) Okay .. Maybe it does suck a little .. But maybe he was just joking :)

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Awsemogreeb 19

In what way is a grown man that wears nappies an improvement?

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beebananaz88 0

Sounds like something a plastic surgen would say to his girlfriend...

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soresage 1

Your sister has a douche of a boyfriend, the type of creep who blows smoke up your ass while sneaking around. You have an honest guy who treats you as if you are an equal and a friend. Bitches need to wake the f up.

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Gregsgirl4ever 0

I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. I think he was unnecessarily rude, but some people will turn anything into a bitter discussion about women.

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