By disappoint - 08/12/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Blacksxe 1

Tell him you would change the size of his penis.

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perdix 29

If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!

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dansco 24

Stop complaining Gonzo! Bet you think the same thing. Lots of people would change things about themselves and others about you too. At least he's honest lol

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Wyldchild1986 2

what a good boyfriend... Not really Im sorry

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swinglifeaway123 8

Fun fact. My first name is Brady. I get Brady bunch jokes often. I hate them.

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xXSecondGuessXx 0

Hah. Woooow. Dumb move.

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poohappens26 0

Yikes. Then you need to drop him

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spaceneko 3

There's another fml about a boyfriend saying that to his girlfriend but her wanting to keep her last name and him breaking up with her.

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