By disappoint - 08/12/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Blacksxe 1

Tell him you would change the size of his penis.

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perdix 29

If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!

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triggerit 5

Be happy... If he changes your size of belly it would be more complicated...

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tessabreanne 1

Hey, atleast your boyfriend is honest.

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madgrinchhatter 12

It's a trick question. The "correct" answer is last name. I hate it when girls do this. It's the new "does this make me look fat?

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psuedodragon 23

Not all women are trying to "trick" men with their questions. The problem stems from not thinking before speaking. I doubt many women would be offended with an honest answer as long as you weren't a jerk about it... "Does this make me look fat?" "Eh, it's not as flattering as the last one you tried on" Viola! Not a problem!

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SmittyJA24 26

The correct answer is : "nothing, honey."

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fo_86 0

Looks like your boyfriend is the only honest one here!

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swinglifeaway123 8

I'm using this line. The last name part, I'm not telling my girlfriend she has an ugly nose. She has a very cute nose :) She doesn't like it, but I find it adorable.

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Ikickmidgets 11

so, you're pissed because your boyfriend didn't lie then? get over yourself, at least he isn't lying to you! If he only wants to change your nose, you're not too hit then..

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hayleyydean 0

OP's sister's boyfriend sounds adorable :)

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rae_munchkin 6

Did you say "I would change the size of your penis"

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cobalttanker 14

Stop being so annoying and you two will get along

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Conley78643 0

I don't like cheezy guys. That mushy stuff makes me want to puke. I would much rather have a guy say somthing strange like op's bf. If he is mean just punch him or find a new one, either way i don't really give a shit.

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DoxIxHAVExTo 10

Then why the hell would even comment...

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