By ouch - 16/09/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML
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SlyTail 5

Well, there's no turning back now.

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mackenzie2323 5

Just take the drugs when they offer them, the epidural may hurt at first but it's so worth it

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andymus_maximus 0

Yeah, because pregnant women cant read for themselves...

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wriptidez 0

learn some breathing techniques.... have someone be there with u that cares... u wiil be fine....

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xgetxbentx 13

Definitely not true, my mom had me with no drugs and says that she doesn't even remember the pain. She says it's uncomfortable, and it obviously hurts, but not bad enough. Breaking 20 bones at once could potentially kill a person. My friend had an epidural and said she didn't feel a thing.

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saidawhiting 14

She doesn't remember it because a woman's body releases a massive quantity of endorphins post-childbirth that dull the memory of the pain. The pain of giving birth is so intense that if we could remember it, we'd hate our children. And yes, breaking twenty bones at once could kill a person; the comment was that the pain is equivalent, not that childbirth is as physically detrimental as breaking twenty bones.

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saidawhiting 14

She probably doesn't remember it because a woman's body releases a massive quantity of endorphins post-childbirth to numb the memory of the pain. The pain of giving birth is so intense that if women could remember it, we'd hate our children. And yes, breaking twenty bones could kill a person; the comment was that the pain is equivalent, not that childbirth is as physically detrimental.

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ensfast 0

Don't be a ******* pussy

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Chiberry 4

Actually, Family Guy got it totally right. Its the equivalency of stretching your mouth around your head.

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mynameisdharma 8

238- In what universe did Family Guy get it right?! That thing about stretching your lip is ridiculous, if not only for the fact that its an entirely different pain in an entirely different place!

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Jaydens_Mommy 0

It's hurts like hell but it's really not as bad as everyone makes it sound

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tusavesquien 0

i came to read FMLs because i was having pre labor pains and felt better till i read this lol

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