Kids: Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed...

By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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Same thing different taste

Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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By killme - 29/12/2012 22:33 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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xmaan667 15

Monday 8 December 2014 0:05

Let the prank war begin.

Pink185054 16

Monday 8 December 2014 0:05

Well...at least you didn't have a heart attack or something

Comments

blubje 17

Monday 8 December 2014 0:24

Haha genious. I'm going to do that too. Love it. Sorry you pissed your pants though.

Parvati48 15

Monday 8 December 2014 0:25

Lol that's funny but terrible at the same time, sorry OP. However this gives you the opportunity to prank her back, do something that will scare the shit out her.

MandyMeow_fml 18

Monday 8 December 2014 0:30

You will look back at this and laugh just give it sometime, until then you plot your pay back

Classy_Sassy_15 15

Monday 8 December 2014 0:35

My older sister and I got back at our eldest sister by clipping her nails into triangles. Then when she woke up and scratched her butt she screamed and pay back. Just an idea. :)

ohishkabibble 21

Monday 8 December 2014 3:18

That is particularly evil, and also brilliant. A+ prank

expertsmilee 26

Monday 8 December 2014 0:38

Pass code lock on your phone? If it doesn't have one, (caveman phone), then keep a better eye on yo personal stuff.

fabulouskenaz 6

Monday 8 December 2014 20:25

If there is no ability to password, then there is also no, particularly easy, way to set a custom ringtone.

ckibb97 22

Monday 8 December 2014 0:51

Maybe you should record a 'fire drill' and see how she reacts to that at 2 in the morning...

thief1434 23

Monday 8 December 2014 0:53

I have my phone alarm as a Led Zeppelin song, and once the volume was turned up all the way, and something very similar happened. Worst way ever to wake up-even if to an amazing band.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 8 December 2014 1:01

Pretty much the only way I can see this being a FYL is if she had to break the passcode to get into it. If you gave it to her or didn't have one on it, well, YDI. YDI even more for being on FML and seeing what happens to peoples phones and computers on a pretty regular basis here.