Intimacy: Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito...

By Jaayoung23 - 14/01/2010 15:47 - France

Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML

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By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

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Quite the gamble

By Anonymous - 25/03/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML

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emmmilyyy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:17

u don't have to drive anyone anywhere. have some dignity.

Beagle96 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:25

don't take it too hard on yourself. don't be in such a rush. save it for someone who cares fo you as you do them

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BadPinkKitty07 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:58

this kinda sounds fake to me. your sister and your best friend kept track of your sex life? for a whole year? to win a freaking taco? weirdos.

turtleomnom 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:10

you're makin it sound like OP's sex life was difficult to keep track of. sorry OP, I'm in the same boat just couldn't resist.

onnielief 4

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:18

Actually you don't have to drive your 'friend' anywhere! What kind of friend is it anyway when they are betting on your love life?

perdix 29

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:22

OK, but I prefer sweet cream ;)

Nic_hole 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:35

good lord I already lost mine, well make sure your first cares about you!!

CitizenSnipz 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:54

@Perdix

The_Cardinal 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 22:03

it's only sex, not something worth waiting for the "right person" r god forbid, marriage. Just remember this... the first time you do it it's gonna suck cause you don't know what you are doing. Find some loser to practice with, then worry about finding better partners. Sex is a physically fun thing to do. Only ******* who can't get laid justify it by saying "wait for marriage" or "wait for someone special".. you do that, then when you start having sex you kick yourself for all the wasted time cause you were hung up on a mental issue!

iDONTNO54 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:07

Amen!

MissMay18 5

Monday 28 November 2011 20:21

While I agree that sex is physically fun, so many things can go wrong with sex, like pregnancy or stds... It's generally safer to sleep with someone you know and trust. Also, especially for females, sex is as emotional as it is physical. Hooking up with someone who you don't know can really suck because you never forget your first. I'm not saying don't do it, just be safe and careful... Enjoy it, don't let it be something you'll regret later!