By anonymous - 25/01/2016 14:09 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML
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MariaGiovanni 25

Let me get this straight. Your child believes that his father knocked some other woman up, then stole the embryo/fetus, implanted it into you and you raised the child as your own with your unfaithful husband and pretended nothing happened? Sounds plausible.

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Leauge 13

Op at least the child is calling you mother.

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piemanfood 19

I'm sorry but this is really funny to me

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IndefiniteBeauty 17

This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've read to date

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Just call him 'Spawn' from now on maybe it'll bother him maybe he'll become a super hero we'll have to wait for the follow up

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9a_1z 12

HOST MOTHER makes you sound like some badass alien over-lord. Own it!

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sammiaaron 16

this is honestly exactly how I feel lmfao. I'd go along with it

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Yarecho 14

He could have read house of the scorpion

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raz0rf0x 8

you must have lead in the water there.

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PYROxSYCO3 7

I think he just hates you.

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Emirac 10

Your kid sounds hilarious, to be honest. I doubt he really believes that. He's probably just messing with you. I'd just run with it and scare the shit out of him with some creepy murder/conspiracy bit.

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fde2blknimout 18

That bitch is stupid. But good luck w that. Take away his phone since you cant smack him. Guaranteed fix

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sammiaaron 16

your entire comment sounds rather ridiculous, imo

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