By anonymous - 25/01/2016 14:09 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML
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MariaGiovanni 25

Let me get this straight. Your child believes that his father knocked some other woman up, then stole the embryo/fetus, implanted it into you and you raised the child as your own with your unfaithful husband and pretended nothing happened? Sounds plausible.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I think we need a little more context here.

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graphite01 15

funniest thing I've ever seen on here. sounds like a modern day calvin from calvin and hobbes. good luck, op.

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nmrhog 15

slap him up side the head, and tell him to cope on.

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freaky78 10

Am I reading wrong and everyone is reading right? What I am getting out of this is is that the mother is preg again, and the son thinks this happened with the new baby. But what everyone else is getting out of it is that he thinks this happened to him.

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harleyangel0373 7

Well, technically you were a host in the beginning. No offense meant.

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Jets4Life89 4

So punish him you ******* moron, people complain online when their kids act like little ***** rather than doing something about it wtf is wrong with you?!

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