By anonymous - 25/01/2016 14:09 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML
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MariaGiovanni 25

Let me get this straight. Your child believes that his father knocked some other woman up, then stole the embryo/fetus, implanted it into you and you raised the child as your own with your unfaithful husband and pretended nothing happened? Sounds plausible.

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PsychoHanyo 7

Has he started getting into X-Files recently? Because that sounds like some crazy Mulder theory

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YourGrammarSucks 12

Perhaps your son knows something you don't know. I'd talk to him about why he thinks your husband is a cheater in the first place.

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John_in_Oz 11

Confess to him that he actually was put up for adoption when he was twelve months old, but that nobody would have him.

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ThreeSheets 14

Because there aren't many cabbage patches to find a kid in anymore, it has come down to this. Sad

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brightly 4

Sounds like something Dale Gribble from King of the Hill would think

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middlenamefrank 8

Is your family name King, and your son's name Stephen? That's a kid with some GOOOOD imagination.

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fabulousfiasco 12

This happened on All My Children. Erica Kane had the first abortion on daytime tv. Years later it was revealed that the doctor who performed it, actually saved the embryo and implanted it in his wife. The baby grew up and became a doctor and also a character on the show.

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ellerios82 8

I think he's just jacking your chain. Lmao

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