By anonymous - 25/01/2016 14:09 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML
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MariaGiovanni 25

Let me get this straight. Your child believes that his father knocked some other woman up, then stole the embryo/fetus, implanted it into you and you raised the child as your own with your unfaithful husband and pretended nothing happened? Sounds plausible.

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baken101 12

Ha host mother. That's really funny actually.

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bandaidstations 28

I doubt a small child would think of this. I'd imagine the son is a teenager or older.

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Is that even possible? Sounds like a job for Mythbusters!!

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olillia 16

#51 I don't know what dumb kids you know, but yes they're smart enough to come up with a wild story like this. A normal, smart child would think of this. An idiotic, abnormal teen would think of this.

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DArthurVaderian 18

56 why would a small child know how egg fertilization works. That's a little more technical than most small children would be able to grasp

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atlien247 16

Did he just watch the new X-Files episode?

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zeffra13 31

Has he been watching a lot of Sci-fi shows? Or maybe just doesn't understand how pregnancy works? Because apparently he thinks you're part seahorse.

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hotpinkcrayola 5

How old is he? If young then this is quite cute, if mid to late teens or older a genuine belief in such a thing might indicate a serious disorder such as schizophrenia. If there's even a small chance of that get him to the doctors.

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Dilexar 26

Wonder where THAT thought came from... Sounds almost alien-like.

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