By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
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Welshite 39

A completely logical response. Last time I saw a cockroach I torched the place. Sure, it was my neighbor's house, but I'm sure he appreciated the gesture. Washing everything isn't as effective, but it works.

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Tarlachia 33

Next time, tell him to go sleep on the couch, and you both won't sacrifice sleep.

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saffy66 34

I feel the same way. I'd probably have to burn the place down if I found a cockroach in my bed.

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bubblesthequeen 9

You should never crush a cockroach. Their eggs are in they're back and once you squish them the eggs are released and (that I know of) the only to get rid of them is to burn what you crushed them on.

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pin731 5

that right there is some motherly love. good for you! if only we all had mothers like you to watch out for their babies like that.

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zazzybetch45 7

Oh my god why is it now a thing that some posts have a second option that isn't "you deserved it"? There is no point for it to be anything else, honestly.

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fictionaldiary 11

First of all, keep your house clean so your children aren't finding living creatures in their beds. Secondly, he's a child. Since you didn't tell us his age, I'm assuming he's a small child. Learn to be a parent.

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jstone89 13

Nope nope and nope. He would have been in a sleeping bag on the couch for the night if he didn't get back in bed.

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