Kids: Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen...

By Bruce - 02/02/2012 03:11 - United States

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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By mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Benji - 20/05/2009 19:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

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By ... - 20/01/2019 02:00

Today, I yelled, "Fuck me, oh shit!" instinctively after accidentally spilling boiling hot coffee all over myself. My 3-year-old niece found this hilarious, and won't stop saying "Fuck my shit." Her parents are due to pick her up any moment. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 12:37 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a cool selfie with my coffee mug for Instagram. As I posed, I didn’t realize the mug was tilted, and I poured hot coffee all over myself. FML

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derpster 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:40

hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..

WCARlover 34

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:42

And from that day on, you were sterile

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Fisahgurl 1

Friday 3 February 2012 0:55

Fire at crotch!

crazyblackchick 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:58

That's hot.

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Friday 3 February 2012 3:36

Uhm...Maybe yu should CATH IT next time?... Just a suggestion...

Not_You_Again 15

Friday 3 February 2012 3:43

Thats All Folks!

BTheIRules 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:40

Well You should of know it was coming over there I mean think about it, Newtons, Friction, Velocity, Inertia, etc... But sorry. Fyl :(

BullletProof 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:54

Learn how to catch it stupid

botdffan4 3

Sunday 5 February 2012 2:46

Ow lol

needsagf14 12

Monday 6 February 2012 6:18

My greatest fear has been realized

DJDude_Arazely 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:23

Ouch! How old your kid?! :O

mpally 4

Monday 12 March 2012 21:25

Actually u can slide a cup u just have to do it right.

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