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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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sammichbitch 0

that's actually ******* hilarious

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SoNotForYou 5

if he's young enough to wear a diaper you should know what he's doing at all times

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SoNotForYou 5

if he's young enough to wear a diaper you should know what he's doing at all times

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jessicams 0

What in the world were you doing that you weren't watching him for that long?

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youthink_fml 0

Then you shouldn't be letting him out of your sight for 5 minutes, able to go anywhere, able to get in anything. YDI OP. People, watch your damn kids!

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kazumaslayer666 3

am I the only one who thinks the kids ass was burning from sitting in his own filth for too long andneeded relief? I'm just saying I've seen kids take a dump but don't care till it's burning. thatbmeans double fail on op for not changing him when he should have.

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ndvdual3 0

You guys are adding all this crap to the post! There is nothing wrong with leaving your kid alone for a few ******* seconds. You don't know how long he had a dirty diaper he could have done it immediately. Perhaps she was only gone for a second and then couldn't stop him cause she had to figure out what room he was in.

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ndawgg 6

Everyone here should learn about FreeRangeKids http://freerangekids.com

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gigglingassassin 0

Really? You lost track of your baby for long enough for them to escape a diaper, and scoot through three rooms? Either you need to watch your kid better or you need to potty train him. or buy some duct tape.

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LOLomgWTF 0

My mom told me I took my diaper off in my crib when iwas a baby and smeared my shit all over my toys and face. I got spanked. Funny thing is people, I'm not from Texas.

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awesomechica1229 5

lol same thing happened to me but I was babysitting the kid and she took it off herself and got it all over her face, arms,legs,and in her hair!

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HerpaderpMeg 12

you were a kid once dbag

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Jadian 4

Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner! ;P

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KurouTenshi 0

@22=Win Yes, yes he does!

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CRUZs_GURL1 0

yeah I learned the hard way when they say poop mom it means change them before they have a chance to take off thier diaper and throw the diaper on your bed lol

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