Smells and Kids: Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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By BobsBabe2 - 24/10/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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By Stigmamma - 12/05/2019 04:00

Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 09:29 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By HtotheFtotheS - 03/04/2015 19:05 - United Kingdom - Wisbech

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 7 January 2013 22:49

At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser. Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.

TheOneTC 8

Monday 7 January 2013 22:47

Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?

Comments

DvDPlayerDude 5

Tuesday 8 January 2013 17:25

Just don't smoke anything in the house, even with air freshener, the stench stays in the rugs/blankets/curtains and your clothes, jeez

regan_droper 4

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:39

stupid kids when you gonna learn its easier to hide the smell with a bong than joints any day

dangousity 21

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:53

Smart kid.... Lol

BananerzFresh 12

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:00

Oh lucky you. Now your house smells like pot and shit.

ModMitchie 5

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:27

Sounds like a major douche.

SweetLuna 10

Friday 11 January 2013 5:26

Careful that stuff is killer :)

alexiskelley18 6

Saturday 12 January 2013 21:54

They make fabreeze for a reason!!

clair_brodie 35

Monday 14 January 2013 0:04

You let your son wear Axe, weed is the least of your problems.

surrealJC 4

Friday 18 January 2013 16:03

threaten eviction, it works I know from experience. make him a smoke neutralizing spoof, and then m JFK his ass for being an idiot. particles don't just disappear.