By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
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DocBastard 38

At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser. Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.

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TheOneTC 8

Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?

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generalasskicker 12

Why didn't he just go outside smoke his weed then use old spice old spice never got me caught granted I had cigarettes and vodka to help with the coverup

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Obey_StudBoii 23

That's a ******** move. The smell of weed is impossible to get out of your house let alone your clothes. If you smoke it to much it actually starts to sink into your body.

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regan_droper 4

its realy not i smoke weed in my room every night and by morning the smell is gone

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kfinch7 10

Oh god! The Weed would smell better if he sprayed to much! It's so strong!

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alliekat56 11

My teen brother was an Axe addict I can't stand that smell

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groundzeromma 8

Every I come in here and it smells like pine cones daddy be trippin'!!! -Katt Williams

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SerpentBoy 8

You should axe bomb him.. take a bottle or two of axe, puncture with a nail and throw it in his room.. remember to hold the door shut..

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mandachea10 8

I hope your the Kind of mom that has tact, and doesn't go ape shit...you should eventually start smoking with him..the smart way :). Maybe by then it will be legal everywhere!

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ihatethislyfe 4

wow. my brother did the EXACT same thing.... mom?

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