By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 633
You deserved it 5 116

Same thing different taste

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At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser. Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.

Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?

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Just be glad he didn't finish your Glade bottle.

Weed smells like someone who hasn't bathed in a while, and AXE is....*shiver* I'm surprised you're still alive T-T

monkiki62 5

Eww god axe smells worse than weed any day.

Would have been smarter using some of your perfume. My Mom didn't know I was blazing from age 12-15 (everyday in the house). Aunt finally told her. Don't give him trouble for smoking it. Or he'll want to do more.

KingCeltic77 18

He was just covering for Bieber.

Two masculine smells for the price of one!

xeka 10

Now you got TWO nasty smells! TEAR HIS ASS UP!

Try the opposite: light up a joint half an hour before he arrives home (you can take it from his room) and let the scent flowing in the air... He will be really scared, trust me.

You poor woman. Not only is your son smoking weed, but your house is now filled with the smell of Axe. Also a tip for guys, Axe smells amazing in small doses, but if you use too much it is overpowering and most women will not come within 10 feet of you.