I heard on the radio the other day, while driving to work. That kids these days, between the ages of 6 and twelve I believe, want ipads and iPhones for birthdays and Christmas. When I was a kid, my parents could barely afford the nerf gun this kid got.

Wow. You know what I wanted for my 8th birthday? A parakeet. Little jerk.

"Ok then... time for birthday spankings!"

What a little brat! You know what I got for my 8th birthday? Chocolate. And I was the happiest damn kid in the world. Don't get him anything next year, and when he asks why, tell him he's already spoiled rotten. Any more spoiling and he'll shrivel up and disappear.

Kill him

That's when you slap him eight times :)

He's a ungrateful and spoiled little brat! This Christmas don't get him anything, he will ask why he didn't get any presents, and you can reply with:“ Son, you were not very nice before Christmas so that's why you haven't received any gifts, or a stocking.”

You should of took it all back and bought him a coloring book.# be grateful

You couldn't kill a Smurf with a Nerf. What he really wanted was an official Red Rider Carbine Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

Doesn't give him an excuse to be an ungrateful twat.