Kids: Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf...

By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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Leave me alone!

By mattrd - 06/11/2021 08:00

Today, I got my 11-year old son the NERF Elite 2.0 Shockwave RD-15 Blaster that he has been begging for as his birthday gift. Guess who the primary target is. FML

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Cats are the same

By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 11:27 - Israel

Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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Little git

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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By UngratefulBrat - 28/12/2012 07:03 - United States - New York

Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML

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PsychoBitch666 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:23

What a brat.

enormouselephant 15

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:23

Kids these days! So spoiled!

Comments

pogozo 3

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:05

Ugh some kids are real brats

howdeedoo 22

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:19

You should have given him some bratwurst

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:19

Wow, what an ungrateful little brat. Bring the whole kit and kaboodle back to the store, or donate it to charity, and the kid gets NOTHING this year. "You get NOTHING. Good DAY."

erinchick1 7

Monday 3 December 2012 0:07

Take them from them and give it to toys for tots they will actually appreciate the gifts

Factor_fml 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:19

Petunia Dursley, is that you?

kayaker83 4

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:21

Tale all those away and tell him if he is going to be ungrateful he can earn them back through chores:) my son is 3 and we are already teaching him some kids don't get toys and are less fortunate. Good luck !

ilovecandie 0

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:23

The only Birthday presents that I got in my entire life: baby rattle, crib, baby clothes, baby food. You wish I was kidding don't you? The only thing I get every year is money from my dad, but my mom always takes it and saves it for college.