Kids: Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf...

By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 11:27 - Israel

Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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By UngratefulBrat - 28/12/2012 07:03 - United States - New York

Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML

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PsychoBitch666 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:23

What a brat.

enormouselephant 15

Sunday 2 December 2012 13:23

Kids these days! So spoiled!

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deequu 20

Monday 3 December 2012 4:22

Some children are ungrateful, but somewhere in those 8 years, you'd think the parents could teach him to be grateful.

glamorous18 10

Monday 3 December 2012 4:54

a kick in the ass!!

FeedMyChickens 0

Monday 3 December 2012 4:57

so what did you get him?

Ppcorn100 7

Monday 3 December 2012 5:06

Im sorry but seriously? So dissatisfied with a Nerf gun, and action figure, and some nice essentials? -.-

Here4theshow 17

Monday 3 December 2012 5:12

The second those words escaped his lips I would've been on my way back to the store to return those gifts he clearly was grateful for.

TheWorkingMan 7

Monday 3 December 2012 5:21

Man look at society today. This, ladies an gentlemen, is how corrupt it is

gjortx 2

Monday 3 December 2012 5:32

Ungrateful brat. I say you stop buying your kid stuff until they are grateful for what they have.

Aggie_Girl_29 4

Monday 3 December 2012 5:50

I'm 14, and I would be happy if I got a home made card that said "Happy Birthday". Parents need to not raise their kids like this.

sirlime 1

Monday 3 December 2012 6:04

Beat that little prick

BananerzFresh 12

Monday 3 December 2012 6:08

Kids these days. Smh.

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