By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
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brinaaa_fml 4

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

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sirpantselot 22

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

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mookiemookie01 24

oh thats gross

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The_9th_Doctor 18

kick him in the balls! he'll back off real quick

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dreamingpotato 2

Is your brothers name Derek?

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xrudeboyrock 29

That's pretty icky, even if you aren't blood-related. I would definitely tell someone you're feeling uncomfortable.

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Kazucchi 6

This thread is most likely long dead now, but damn.... You are either a stuck up bitch or someone who doesn't know what "step-brother" means. Or both. If he loves you, and sincerely thinks of you in that way, the absolute least you can do is to consider his feelings and respond to them sincerely.

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JigglesGirl 19

I have a cousin who is the same way. Whenever he's around and hangs out with me and my friends, he has to sit next to me, no one else can. He has to pay for me. No one else can. He has to do this or that. No one else can. It's anooying

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