By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
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brinaaa_fml 4

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

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sirpantselot 22

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

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Enochian72 0

Those calling the stepbrother a freak and a pervert are wrong. It doesn't mean he's going to rape her, and perhaps she over-exaggerated and he just finds her attractive. It might be really hard for him because I'm 16 and I'm attracted to my stepsister, and I hate it. I just hope I'll grow out of it.

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maybso 0

thats creep beyond creep wtf would he tell your parents if you told them!?!?!

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irritatedone 5

Unless you were in the group chat you shouldn't have been reading it. You're a bit nosey.

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Faye2210 9

It's not that creepy since there's no biological relation. You should take it as a compliment. I always feel complimented when I guy finds me attractive, no matter how creepy he is.

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ise3 10

Did anyone catch the grammar misuse? Because is an unnecessary word

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Bludmagnus 13

Tell your parent and step-parent with him in the room, then make it abundantly clear that will NEVER happen.

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Bludmagnus 13

The creepiness of what the step-brother said nullifies the issue you seem to have.

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chinagirl3343 8

Your parents need to know right now! So gross.

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