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By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymouse - 02/07/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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WTF dude?

By meowtickmeow - 12/03/2010 01:18 - United States

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 19:59 - Korea Republic of

Today, I found out that both my boyfriend and his brother feel completely comfortable going into the bathroom and talking to their mother while she is on the toilet. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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brinaaa_fml 4

Monday 24 September 2012 2:30

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

sirpantselot 22

Monday 24 September 2012 2:34

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

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OceanBlueSea 12

Monday 24 September 2012 9:01

I think I threw up in my mouth when I read this. Sorry OP that sucks 8/

picturescrazy 24

Monday 24 September 2012 9:50

There are many cases of teens that date, then their single parents meet and end up being a couple too. Even on Teen Mom, the fan favorites, Catelynn and Tyler, are step-brother and sister and are engaged! They are in no way related, so it's not "wrong" in a moral sense. But it's super uncomfortable to live in your house and have to worry about your step-sibling being sexually attracted to you... I hope he gets over it, OP, and finds a new girl to turn his attention to.

megamandude455 10

Monday 24 September 2012 10:00

So give him your pants. He'll put them on, hate being in them, and not want to get in your pants anymore. What do you have to lose?

94yhy 8

Tuesday 25 September 2012 9:18

A pair of pants.

Alastrina_fml 20

Monday 24 September 2012 10:13

That's just sick. He's your step-brother!! Step-siblings shouldn't date unless you're really into that "keep it in the family" incest vibe. He needs to get a life and a girlfriend.

saibi 1

Monday 24 September 2012 21:08

It's not incest you idiot, they are not blood related.

Manj3rico 3

Monday 24 September 2012 10:42

And his buddies don't find it creepy??? That's even creepier! If I had a friend that was trying to get into his step-sister's pants I would tell him off. And if he insisted I would tell everyone.

unlucky90 4

Monday 24 September 2012 10:42

Better lock your door at night. Btw, that's why you don't snoop. You always find out about shit you were better off not knowing.

Haystack85 5

Monday 24 September 2012 13:50

Do him

crazyluvbug 8

Monday 24 September 2012 14:37

I would have printed out the convo and showed your parents!!! And get some major locks on your door!

Arch27 27

Monday 24 September 2012 14:55

First off it's not snooping. He left the chat open. Anyone could have found it at that point. he's lucky it was her and not a parent. Secondly, he is in the wrong. She should tell her parents. She should feel safe in her own home, and she is free to date whomever she chooses.