Miscellaneous: Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would... - FML

By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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Creepy disruption

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 10:00

Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By Noname - 18/02/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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By welcometothefamily - 26/02/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

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tegraturbo2000 15

Monday 29 July 2013 19:02

keep your door locked op

Welshite 39

Monday 29 July 2013 19:02

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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johnson1995 4

Tuesday 30 July 2013 10:32

hey if hes hot.. go for it... :$ thatd be some pretty hot sex..

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 30 July 2013 11:12

"Me too! I've been wanting to break your ass in for, like, ever!"

NurseAbi 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 11:16

I know a girl who lost her virginity to her step brother. It's no biggie, unless your step bro's dad has adopted you. Then it's every kind of wrong.

judea95 16

Tuesday 30 July 2013 11:54

Maybe OP is saying fml because he thinks they are related so he won't do her even though she wants him to ;)

MrsAlexander83 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 14:48

Rule #1 of being a mother: No one at any time should ever say your daughter is f*able and get away with it. I'm sorry OP but as a mother I would slap anyone...especially a step son.

suckceed 17

Tuesday 30 July 2013 17:13

Have fun, he's not related to you by blood.

icepick23 12

Tuesday 30 July 2013 17:42

You're not related, so what's the big deal?

cass99 11

Tuesday 30 July 2013 18:00

Ik how it feels my step brother liked me for longest time and no one thought it was creepy!! He even tried cuddling with me when the family went on vacation :/

jennycoral 12

Tuesday 30 July 2013 19:12

That's awkward, but get over it :)

randm_dude 9

Tuesday 30 July 2013 19:35

Are your parents names Cletus and Brandine by any chance?

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