By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Why the **** do half of the commenters think this is okay?

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JudgeComrade 17

Most families are more subtle in telling you it's time to move out...

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ninad7 12

well I mean... technically you aren't related

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caysters 12

It's only really creepy if you were raised together. I knew a woman who was dating a boy who turned out to be her moms boyfriends son. Parents got married, they continued to date but were step siblings. They had a kid together. They didn't view it as creepy because they weren't raised together and had started dating before hand.

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lochiamochia 25

#2, How do you know OP is pretty? Do you know what she looks like? Just because OP's step-brother said that doesn't constitute an automatic beauty correlation. OP's step-brother may have said that out of horniness to the fact that perhaps she's the closest female in age to him that conveniently lives under the same roof.

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pinksilly 8

Sounds like your mom might be interested in a little family get together. I would sleep with my door locked and a knife.

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TheLittleBear 19

You have to wonder what she'd class as an insult.

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maddymaee 12

if it's a step-brother that has the same mum or dad then that's just creepy! but if it's a step-brother because your mum or dad got a new partner, then technically youse aren't related at all, not one bit. so it's not really that bad.

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randm_dude 9

Stepbrother and half-brother are two different things. Step brother: her mum started a relationship with a guy, let'S call him "op's stepdad" who also had a child from a previous relationship, let's call him, "op's step brother". No biological relationship. Apart from being human (hopefully, otehrwise that would be creepy on many other levels). Half-sibling: Both have one biological parent in common. Still kinda awkward.

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