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By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 10:00

Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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Take the L

By Chrissy - 20/12/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By Cindy - 20/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By Noname - 18/02/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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tegraturbo2000 15

Monday 29 July 2013 19:02

keep your door locked op

Welshite 39

Monday 29 July 2013 19:02

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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ygdrassil 17

Monday 29 July 2013 23:31

*Weren't

xKeroseneHearts 9

Monday 29 July 2013 23:39

Well, he's your step-brother. You guys are related by marriage, so technically you aren't related .__.

debie_fml 14

Monday 29 July 2013 23:54

O.O be careful if you get raped your mother might think its a good thing

Sakaea 22

Monday 29 July 2013 23:58

If your mom just re-married, and your new step-brother is not used to being your brother, I think you should jump to him being a perv immediately. More info needed to say for sure!

Sakaea 22

Tuesday 30 July 2013 16:19

"Think you shouldn't." Sorry, my typo totally ruined that comment.

Tblankk34 8

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:12

Incest is the best!!!

brilliantideas 6

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:26

What does "at least you are pretty" have to do with?

stoych 19

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:29

I would be double checking the bedroom door and bathroom door locks by now!!!! That's just the stuff creepy movies are made of......

buddy51 23

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:38

OP, I feel like your mom's cueing you up for some mother/daughter **** action! Better be careful unless you're into that kind of thing!!

zsshamalama 11

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:45

your mom's right. You should be glad that people find you attractive.

stoych 19

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:52

People finding her attractive? Yeah, good for her if they were not her step brother! I'm not sure knowing her step brother has been envisioning her whilst knocking one out is really a compliment.......

marcranger 28

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:10

Besides the fact that it's her ******* stepbrother, why should OP care if people find her attractive? Maybe she's asexual or uninterested, or maybe she's into finding someone who likes her for her brains or personality. Being considered attractive by random douches isn't every woman's life goal.

supernaturalcat 12

Tuesday 30 July 2013 0:46

Ummm... No.. Keep your doors locked & don't trust him!! Weirder things have happened. Can you talk to your step-father?

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