By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Welshite 39

Boundaries exist for a reason. You need to set both him and your mom straight.

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wowthatissad 9

Would you prefer if he said he DIDNT want to **** you?

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iwadasn 32

Seeing as she lives with him and probably considers him a brother, I'm sure she would prefer him to be unattracted to her.

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etishuman22 32

Pretty sure she'd prefer the subject not be brought up at all, as any normal functioning human being would feel.

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Kazeran 9

holy sh*t what a ****** up family you have O.o

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nystev 13

I don't really get half the comments on this page... I guess some of you didn't read this FML well. It doesn't matter if it's legal or not, or even if it's her brother by blood or not ! Although I admit it's especially creepy when it's your family or someone that you consider like family (I have a stepbrother, we've been siblings since age 6). Clearly, OP is uncomfortable, possibly scared, about this, which is all that matters! On top of that, it's in her own home - so she can't really avoid him, he lives there as well. FYL, girl, I'm so sorry and I hope this is the end of it. I'd seriously think about good locks for your door, though... Also ''I'd **** you hard'' isn't a compliment, people - I mean, really ??? Who ever gets told that and genuinely feels complimented ? I don't know, but it feels more like ''I'd use you for sex'' and not ''You're really attractive and I'd love to spend the night with you''.

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thegreycat_fml 12

Hmm... Notice it's almost entirely GUYS that are agreeing with op's mom. Sorry you have a misogynist for a step sibling. I advise keeping scissors or a knife on you.

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wiccaantje 21

How does that make him a misogynist? Don't get me wrong, I think it's wrong, I think he's creepy, I think OP should lock her doors and windows, he probably is a misogynist but there is no way to tell that from this post. Wanting to **** a woman does not equal hating that woman. Don't water-down that word until it doesn't mean anything anymore. It's important that misgonomy stops and people like you that think they are helping are just ruining it for the rest of us. As soon as a word get's watered-down it loses it's meaning and importance. It will be like just any one swear word. Do you want misogynist to have the same effect as calling someone a bitch or wussy? Because most people that get called those words don't think they are a bitch or a wussy. They think the person calling them those names is just an asshole. Don't make misogynist a random swear word. Only use it for actual misogynists.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

He thinks he's entitled to make creepy comments like this, and the mom thinks it is a compliment to be thought of as a sex object. How isn't it misogyny?

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simsgirlgem 25

Tell him if he tries anything you'll knee him in the crotch cause one day someone will explain to him that if you two are only related by marriage then your fair game and you don't want that

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soccerboi__23 3

That's not even that bad yall ain't related at all

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afairshake 8

REALLY glad I'm not in your family yikes

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morngo 8

Did anyone else notice that her step-brother said "if we weren't related....."?

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havok87 11

Someone needs to see Cruel Intentions.

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