Love and Weddings: Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be...

By puppielover - 21/08/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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Last to know

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 22:00

Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Fuck you too, Grandma - 25/05/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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Time to run

By sad day - 21/06/2020 17:04

Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML

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By LostSoul - 10/07/2019 02:06

Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML

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Saturday 21 August 2010 23:29

NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.

my2centsworth 15

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:25

Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.

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sourgirl101 28

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:24

Ricky Bobby loves crepe suzette. Crepes are just really thin pancakes! yum

remy3106 10

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:30

haha I love that movie

Schazam 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:24

Well at least your sister will be there. Can't have wedding without a bride.

mitchn60 6

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:26

is it your first wedding or third? If it's the first, that sucks. If it's not, get hitched and go home.

iDutch_21 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:29

Haha that sucks OP, maybe its better if they're not their though because the don't seem to care about the wedding.

takemytrollz 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:57

*there

2babygurl2 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:32

that sucks! ):

rider45 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:36

awwww. I wish this the best anyways.

sugarlumps182 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:40

NASCAR is so gay

pieguy10933 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:59

wow

clupa 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:00

hicks

RyeeeM 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:03

RED ******* NECKS

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

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Today, I have a hangover. From one small glass of pink Cava. FML

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Today, I wrote the most beautiful college application essay ever, ten minutes before the online deadline. Instead of clicking "submit", I clicked the button next to it that said "return". The entire essay vanished into internet wasteland. FML

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Today, my art class had a project where you made a "statue" out of a metal hanger and pantyhose, and paint it. Being the only guy in the entire class and painfully single, I was not aware that pantyhose is so stretchy, so I got annoyed when it ripped. The teacher felt the need to make a huge scene about this. FML

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Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

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