Animals: Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut... - FML

By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:36

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:11

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:32

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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cbaybie 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:34

WTF is her issue!?!?!

afrothunder352 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:35

your mom must be really jelious of your body ;)

KTx 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:42

But you see your dog naked all the time. Awkward.

Cmc520 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:46

wow watta crack head

quietlytearful 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:46

you can't "legally" kill anybody... lol. please don't kill me for saying that. :o :)

larasnowboard 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:50

how does your mom know about what your dog sees?

augepauge09 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:50

Once I got past the rednecks. I began to love my state

UK_fml 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:57

trampy dog couldn't keep the secret!!

Dirtyfaces 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:00

ur stepmom sounds like creepy carries mom!!! how dare you let that dog see ur dirty pillows!!!!

arman1717 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:02

can I see u naked too?

crackiebob 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:48

I 2nd that

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