Animals: Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut... - FML

By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:36

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:11

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:32

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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tzunami 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:43

what the **** ever, I'm sure something else was going on between you two other wise she wouldn't have yelled at you for an hour

woofis 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:56

hawk!

AluraShadowHunte 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:57

Wow.....well your step mother is obvioslly just yelling at you for the sake of getting mad, maybe even venting out HER problems out on you, mostly because I very much doubt that if your dog saw you naked if shouldn't make much of a difference, it is not as if a human man saw you naked.Even then... that would not be a valid excuse to call you such names. And to go as far as calling you such names as you stated, that is just very low of her and shows her igorance and lack of common sense.

AquaB 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:58

your stepmother Is ridiculous

mjolene 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:05

haha Texas sucks, and so does California

wannafightmydad 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:22

shitty

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Monday 22 February 2010 6:26

lmfao

brea712 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:27

I call bull on this one...

ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:31

um no it's real

kemar7856 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:31

that dog is a pervert

Ben360 6

Monday 22 February 2010 6:32

FAKE!

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