By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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ughno 0

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

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canzo378 0

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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Kenpachi_fml 0

well YDI for tryin to have butt-sex w/ the dog u pedo

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ladykat 0

The stars at night are big and bright... deap in the heart of TEXAS!!!!

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GiganTronic 0

They're so bright because all the stupid screws with the atmosphere, creating an interstellar magnifying glass. I've performed clinical tests so you KNOW that all of what I said is fact. Real fact. With authentic battle damage.

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lo1337a 1

After an hour, the thought had never occurred to you to go into a different room & shut the door, or go elsewhere? Take a shower where she's drowned out by running water? Are you that stupid?

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AluraShadowHunte 0

One flaw to that, her step mother might take that as a sign of disrepect and then harp on her some more about that.

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lonewolfxxx 0

You are now in, The Twilight Zone. *cue the music*

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theelysium 0

your step mom has issues. this is mental abuse. if you are still in school go speak to your counsler about your mentally abusive step mom.

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1733817338 0

hahaha awesome idea! 

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adharkach 0

by stepmum, you mean she's not related to your dad, right?

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1733817338 0

no shes not related to you... your rents got divorce then re married to someone else, aka step mom or dad

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1733817338 0

stupid when ppl say that cause why would u have a camera while it happened randomly?? oh look my moms yelling at me im putting it on fml.com *takes pic* ah good proof uh noooo sorry

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dugumit 0

something tells me there is more to this story than just a dog.

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