By anon - 27/11/2015 20:21 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML
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oj101 33

You should make her a cream pie, which you can then shove in her face.

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derpina72 23

Leave and take all your pie with you, OP!

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oj101 33

You should make her a cream pie, which you can then shove in her face.

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Tripartita 44

That ended in a much less disgusting way than I anticipated, #2.

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teentee401 36

If you're gonna be gross, at least know how to spell "kinky"

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xXShadowStormXx 12

This can go two ways...

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Darkness_Hate 29

I was thinking about something else....Have my +1 anyway!

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I can't stand leg puns! 22

you DO know that a cream pie is a sex thing, right? I don't think OP should shove that in his Mum's face. Ewww

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PHANX0M 8

What about a THREE-way(;

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joeyl2008 29

That's when you slip rat poison into the pies.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Dude wtf bro... If this is how you deal with slight annoyances, I fear for your family, friends, and roommates.

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Tripartita 44

I'm always amazed when people read comments like #3 and take their incitements to murder seriously.

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MonstreBelle 29

28- You mean all of these incitements to murder are a joke and not meant to be taken seriously? Shit, I think I'm gonna need a lawyer...

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Badkarma4u 17

Because joking about killing people isn't really funny

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cole66 14

#45 no, it's funny (sometimes.)it just isn't something you should joke about

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Neesalun 20

To be completely a jerk, you could have just dropped them face down in the ground outside and walked out. Of course, most people, including myself, wouldn't do this thing despite feeling like I wanted to.

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MonstreBelle 29

Why would anyone want to waste delicious pie? It should be a crime to drop pies on the ground instead of leaving with them and eating them yourself!

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aleyp63 13

Then turn back, and take it home, or back to your room

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kirasant 19

Yeah this would be my reaction. And yeah it a waste of pie, but the mess it would cause would be worth it.

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Danne696 14

It's the principle, if you drop them on the ground you clearly show your dissatisfaction whilst bringing them home might lead her to think that you just want to eat them yourself.

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mds9986 24

OP didn't know he or she wasn't invited until after the pies were given to the family.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Sprinkle chilli powder on top and watch them sweat

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Tacogamer20 14

That's when you eat the pies by yourself or with some of your own friends, ones that treat you better then your family.

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