Miscellaneous: Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she...

By anon - 27/11/2015 20:21 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By zachadams - 16/09/2013 21:03 - United States - Buffalo

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Aalborg

Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 20/04/2012 20:24 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

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By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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Saturday 28 November 2015 14:51

You should make her a cream pie, which you can then shove in her face.

WittyMoron 22

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:57

Best mom. 10/10 would child again.

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kaykaryn 8

Saturday 28 November 2015 20:15

Sounds like my mother

soulreaper12296 28

Saturday 28 November 2015 20:45

I'd drop all the pies in her lap, making a huge mess and then walk off.

Asinger06 1

Saturday 28 November 2015 21:07

I'd have taKen the pies to the homeless. Told stepmom she was on her own.

thatguy240 27

Saturday 28 November 2015 21:08

Keep the pies to yourself.

chaseafterwind82 29

Saturday 28 November 2015 22:15

Wow. If she offers you a shiny red apple, DON"T take it...

luvlu444 24

Saturday 28 November 2015 23:41

cinderella story right there. so sorry OP

snowdrop2468 3

Sunday 29 November 2015 0:25

I know what you mean, my step mum doesn't class me as part of her family

Fett143 3

Sunday 29 November 2015 2:27

That is very cruel. It's like she was looking for you to be a slave for her. Next she will ask you to serve the meal at her next party that you are not invited to.

Weirddate 11

Sunday 29 November 2015 4:01

I would make her a shit pie like in the movie, The Help.

ezrajab 22

Sunday 29 November 2015 5:16

Next time put rat poisoning in them better yet miralax make a whole pie with chocolate laxatives and then tell your mom after the party if her stomach was ok or actually stay quiet and watch hilarity ensue!