Health, Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting...

By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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Vibrate mode

By ChiefKoala - 27/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood

Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, during a silent exam, my stomach made the loudest, most embarrassing growling noise possible. It was so loud that the professor looked up and some people in the room turned to look at me. The girl next to me offered me a granola bar, and I accepted, even though the growl was actually me desperately holding in a fart. FML

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My guts hate my guts

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Makala - 03/12/2011 08:15 - Egypt

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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Friday 30 October 2015 16:41

Better than a fart.

Chloe555_fml 27

Friday 30 October 2015 16:40

Go tame that hunger beast.

Comments

raaron773 19

Friday 30 October 2015 16:50

Being empty stomach is not good for health. So next time eat before your class.

XxDanno316xX 27

Friday 30 October 2015 17:46

Thanks Mom :)

SorrowsReward 27

Friday 30 October 2015 16:58

For some reason I keep thinking of this fml and smiling... My street cred is practically ruined. Thanks a lot OP!

RodzillaX 30

Friday 30 October 2015 17:01

"Let me play you the song of my people." -Any college student

Dommon 7

Friday 30 October 2015 17:04

The hunger games college edition

amberdea404 28

Friday 30 October 2015 17:06

A good cover story though.

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 30 October 2015 17:23

if you keep it up maybe people will start leaving food on your desk.

ellymae96 25

Friday 30 October 2015 17:30

It never fails that your stomach growls at the quietest point of class! Bring a snack next time OP! Or at least some gum or water!

Darkness_Hate 29

Friday 30 October 2015 17:32

Hunger Games ringtone.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 30 October 2015 17:53

There is a difference between hearing and feeling a vibration...think he may have been trolling you?

kaythanxbai 24

Friday 30 October 2015 18:00

Maybe his phone was on the desk or in his bag? So he wouldn't have felt it, but only heard it vibrating

tiger820 20

Friday 30 October 2015 18:01

feed me Seymour!

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