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By struckbystarzz - 27/03/2015 13:12 - United States - Taunton

Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By Churizmo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML

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By Tor - 21/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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You OK in there?

By stinkypants - 10/11/2011 03:15 - India

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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YuckyDuckyLucky 17

Friday 27 March 2015 19:19

In her mind you're still just a little kid with a bad stomach

amberr_harperr 15

Friday 27 March 2015 19:20

just wait it out. eventually, they have to leave... right?

Comments

AmayaR 12

Friday 27 March 2015 21:31

Although that is quite embarrassing, it seems she was well meaning since she is your mom and just wanted to make sure you're alright

uridea 14

Friday 27 March 2015 21:32

It happens, I'm sure she was just concerned about you. Besides, those people probably could care less haha it's not that big of a deal.

bandit223 6

Friday 27 March 2015 21:39

Maybe you shouldn't be living with your parents then...

wakemeupplease 21

Friday 27 March 2015 21:45

Why you didn't yell back noooo I need help!!!

tranced_ 45

Friday 27 March 2015 22:29

Well I suppose if you don't know the guests then it shouldn't bother you and they would've ignored it as well.

Aquastar91 2

Saturday 28 March 2015 0:45

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soulreaper12296 28

Saturday 28 March 2015 0:56

I don't see this as an FMl. If you had to run to the bathroom she may have thought you were throwing up and wanted to make sure you were fine and didn't need anything.

The_Skittish_One 27

Saturday 28 March 2015 1:08

Don't worry, OP :) I think that mom's have trouble not thinking of mom's. My mom was always quite protective of me and she still is even though I am 20. Legally allowed to do everything in my country, but she still frets if I don't phone enough when I'm out, among other things. I have no doubt she will be this way even when I am 30 but I try not to let it bother me and remind myself how lucky I am to have a caring mother.