By jseid2 - 15/01/2014 05:54 - United States - San Leandro

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Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Welshite 39

What is a donkey doing in your classroom?

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JMichael 25

I'm kinda curious to take your class now.

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That_Ginger 18

Still more flattering than "to look at your veins."

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Nolimit2217 32

Your students are awesome.

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sabrinalynn22 19

Well at least you know they're paying attention to something in class

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perdix 29

So, if you presented your material using PowerPoint, you'd be out of a job? You're the only teacher I know who needs a Stairmaster (or a Butt Blaster) for "professional development."

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allplayedout 20

The good news is you're still in charge, so keep the reading dense, the discussion intense, and the essays/tests in-depth and those Neanderthal idiots will be either dropping or failing out of your class faster than you can say "dat assputin" (I picture you as a history teacher for some reason). And If they struggle through, you've succeeded as an educator. Win/win.

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Ramvicious 6

You lure them in with your ass, and then you fill them with knowledge.

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