Intimacy: Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the... - FML

By jseid2 - 15/01/2014 05:54 - United States - San Leandro

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Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By mister_pinky - 15/07/2014 22:04 - United States - Portland

Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML

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By Katy3225 - 06/06/2018 15:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:07

What is a donkey doing in your classroom?

JMichael 25

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:07

I'm kinda curious to take your class now.

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PainOfDemise 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:57

At least they're paying attention to you.

fatkidfalling 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:00

At least you know you're attractive

russianspy1234 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:09

Professor Fenwick?

sickerthanyou 13

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:09

At least you can say your lessons bring all the boys to your class, now, if you were to dress skanky, you could easily give classes on a bigger classroom, think about it!, you could become the most famous teacher in your town!.

Likian5 26

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:18

Who in the right mind would complain about having a nice ass???

thelittlemissy 29

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:27

Make them see that it's more to your course than just a great behind!

MummyRavyne 14

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:28

Well I'd be flattered. Women spend so much time whinging about their figure. Sounds like a win rather than a FML XD Also I'm no longer a lurker on this site. First comment ever FTW

TheRealPitBoss 17

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:30

Well at least you know now that its nice!

kaytasha 18

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:39

At least that is one good thing you have got going for you, nice ass! Some people cant say the same.

buttcramp 21

Wednesday 15 January 2014 20:49

make their work load harder! teach them some respect.

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Today, my old company merged with a new one. I was calling our old clients, and ended up speaking with a reporter who was investigating our company for fraud. I now have a meeting with the CEO tomorrow morning. I just started. FML

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Today, I had to place a call home because a student was late every single day. The mom rudely replied, “Yeah well she doesn’t really like getting up in the mornings. Can’t you just wait and start class like 30 minutes later?” Now I have to have a conference with this spoiled brat and her mother. FML

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Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

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Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML

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Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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Today, I found out why DnD is recommended for ages 13 and up. I ran a kids' session supposed to be for ages 12-16, but a few younger ones turned up. It took them an hour and a half to kill 3 zombies, and then they wanted to go on a murder rampage through the town. I'm secretly hoping they don't turn up next week. FML

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