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By jseid2 - 15/01/2014 05:54 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By mister_pinky - 15/07/2014 22:04 - United States - Portland

Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML

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By Katy3225 - 06/06/2018 15:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:07

What is a donkey doing in your classroom?

JMichael 25

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:07

I'm kinda curious to take your class now.

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NBeach15 5

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:32

You must have a nice ass then....

perdix 29

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:35

I'd like to take this class, but not for a grade. I want to sign up for it ... *Lowers sunglasses* Ass/Fail.

awilliams44 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:37

uh.?

Robert1989 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:39

well look at that.

GeniusInABottle 8

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:39

Why does everyone assume it's a woman? Men can have nice asses, too.

EdenCrystal 21

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:49

When I originally read this, I thought the OP was a man. I guess we'll have to wait for a followup.

ksks1234 33

Wednesday 15 January 2014 21:14

Sadly, there is rarely a follow up.

xwolf760x 6

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:46

I want to take your class too :O

howdoilogin 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:47

Would you rather be ugly?

Ryodin 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:50

Your ass is helping educate young people. Embrace the booty. It makes the world a better place.

birdybirdchirp 18

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:52

well at least you got the whole class to agree on something.

tjw1616 21

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:53

at least you have a nice ass lol :)

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Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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