Love: Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted...

By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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By TaffyMichele - 13/09/2012 23:38 - United States - La Verne

Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By FUCK, NO. - 26/05/2019 06:11

Today, my pasty white boyfriend told me he intended to try and grow dreadlocks. FML

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Sussy baka

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 20:00

Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML

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SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:53

"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"

infinityrhyme 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:42

Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.

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potterfile 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 23:18

: im pretty sure this makes your boyfriend a fail wigger i blame media for the sudden outbreak of people like this

zombiepenguins26 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 23:23

I had a boyfriend like that. Fortunately he listened to me when I told him he was an idiot. And he is now my ex boyfriend :)

daiviko 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:02

hahahahaha...wow

kpanchal 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:14

What a dipshit. You should pull a Malibu's Most Wanted and B-rad his ass.

pplrretards 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:50

aw a gay couple who cute right i mean cmon. im not gay but i love the gay couples the r so cute and serioulsy wwwaaaaay yy cooler then hetero's.

blondiee09 0

Monday 20 July 2009 6:03

girlll you better start running now

evolveahimsa 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:29

can we stop using gangster as an adjective?

skrotty 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:45

WTF. as if there isnt enough trailer trash around the place.

quizikall 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:29

racist

crazyanimeyaoifn 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:52

Al Capone anyone?

tag1212 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:03

ur a loser

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