By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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SimpleSimon 0

"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"

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infinityrhyme 0

Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.

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g0o0_dj 0

259 how is that racist ur the one making it racist what are u trying to say that only blacks and mexicans are gangster now that's racist

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Miss_gord 0

I would have laughed to.lol

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brianjman14 22

help him move to the city, then maybe he can be a g. except if he goes like "wats up nigggaa!" then he'll probably get shot

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madgirl102492 0

Dumbass-theoriginal gangsters from the 20s -30s were white the hip gangsta wannabe shit heads today are nothing but phoney idiots, with no class and no brains unlike the greats. -my great grandfather was one of the true gangsters and he was *gasp* heres the shocker WHITE

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drdj2006 3

yes the original gangsters from the 20s-30s were white i agree with your argument but i think of those gangsters as Mobsters and rank them among the high profile organized crime Mobsters of today regardless of race or nationality unlike the bottom rung dip ***** that run around "im a gangsta im a gangsta im a gangsta " they are ******* morons that think they are bad and cool because they are thugs and criminals

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irokyoursox 6

OMG it's like Kip with Lafonduh in Napolean Dynamite

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